The ABCs of Wedding Season

A IS FOR ALCOHOL

…because, duh.

B IS FOR ‘BRIDESMAIDS’

…because the movie was hilarious, right? But here’s the truth about actual weddings: These women decide whether or not the wedding is fun.

C IS FOR CA$H

…because nobody wants a check or a picture frame. Cash, please.

Read the rest of the wedding alphabet here. 

RedEye's interview with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy

Matt Pais asks the tough questions, and the answers are just wonderful:

If you were doing a skit together on “Saturday Night Live,” what would you want it to be about?
KW: Oh my gosh. I think that we have invented the first taxicab that has two steering wheels. And we drive it around the city picking up people.
MM: And both sides have a bus-opening contraption.

What’s the name of that skit?
KW: “Taxi … Babes.”