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aldoushuxtable:

3. If you’re the couple that gets drunk and fights, break up. At a certain point, people will just stop inviting you places.

9. Keep sparkling wine in the fridge. There is no greater joy than a mimosa you didn’t have to put clothes on to drink.

16. If you’re still patronizing the same bar…

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